bthny

I am at some bar in chevy chase where a g&t costs $7.50

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:51:00 -0500

I am at some bar in chevy chase where a g&t costs $7.50

Telling old people where I work sure is fun, especially when they’re anti-choice

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:45:20 -0500

Telling old people where I work sure is fun, especially when they’re anti-choice

"Oh, fuck. It’s Saturday. Damn kosher people."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:40:48 -0500

““Oh, fuck. It’s Saturday. Damn kosher people.””

- My dad, upon realizing the bagel place that he had picked out is closed, as we are on our way to a bat mitzvah.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:00:53 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Party in Bethesda

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:40:00 -0500

That’s the plan for tomorrow night! Right?

baskabas:

bthny:

Seriously considering having a drink at the hotel bar while I study for the GRE

How about you seriously consider having drinks at the Nevada house. There’s beer here.

Ballin’

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:44:15 -0500

Ballin’

Party in Bethesda

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:33:00 -0500

Seriously considering having a drink at the hotel bar while I study for the GRE

People are organizing an anti-union protest at SEPTA headquarters

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:23:03 -0500

People are organizing an anti-union protest at SEPTA headquarters:

Seriously. Workers against workers, y’all.

"An editing error led to an inaccurate characterization of TV’s ‘Family Guy.’ This season’s premiere..."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:35:45 -0500

“An editing error led to an inaccurate characterization of TV’s ‘Family Guy.’ This season’s premiere episode — not the entire series itself — is a spoof of the sci-fi series ‘Sliders.’”

- TIME Magazine correction (via rbowen)

man, that is really funny
(via piercethenight)

tumbledore: Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular press. Is...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:05:20 -0500

tumbledore:

Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular press. Is this the result of or responsible for our absurd drug laws?

Hi my name is Bethany and I like to take crappy pictures of...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:19:00 -0500

Hi my name is Bethany and I like to take crappy pictures of skylines

“The communists who want to socialize your...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:15:32 -0500

“The communists who want to socialize your Nazi-ism”

okay sorry to post another thing from this segment but it was SO GOOD Y’ALL. Jon Stewart deserves an Oscar.

Dismemberment Plan - “What Do You Want Me to...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:02:07 -0500

Dismemberment Plan - “What Do You Want Me to Say”

posting this for two reasons:

1. I forgot how much I loved this song

2. The picture that the maker of this video used has NOTHING to do with the song/D Plan and it’s kind of hilarious

rendit: A Life of Possibilities The Dismemberment Plan One of...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:23:00 -0500

rendit:

A Life of Possibilities

The Dismemberment Plan

One of the great openers; lulls you in with a false sense of goodwill then hits you upside the head without remorse, revels in it, brings it back home.

I will always reblog Dismemberment Plan songs

Unemployment at 10.2% is only those who actively seek work. The actual rate of those who are unemployed is likely closer to 20%. 1 in every 5 working-age Americans is out of a job.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:10:33 -0500

(via notthatkindagay)

and neither of those numbers include underemployed people (I don’t think)

hey look here’s a video of Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:50:21 -0500

hey look here’s a video of Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck

Jon Stewart’s impression of Glenn Beck last night was...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:49:00 -0500

Jon Stewart’s impression of Glenn Beck last night was pretty great

Another infuriating day for commuters | Philadelphia Inquirer | 11/05/2009

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:51:41 -0500

Another infuriating day for commuters | Philadelphia Inquirer | 11/05/2009:

Proving that youth and a higher education have distinct advantages, Jeff Notarianni, a 21-year-old business major at Temple University, described his sharp learning curve.

Calmly eating a bagel near campus, Notarianni said that on the first day of the strike, he skipped classes completely. Day 2, he biked up Broad Street from his South Philadelphia home to the North Philadelphia school. It proved such a long haul, he could barely function.

are you kidding me? you’re kidding me, right? south philly to temple has got to be one of the easier rides. ALL OF Y’ALL ARE WIMPS.

jay smooth is awesome even if he’s a yankees fan

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:54:07 -0500

jay smooth is awesome even if he’s a yankees fan

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAKE SENSE or: I Hate Math

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:55:00 -0500

I am supposed to simplify the following expression:

(x^2 + 9) - 25

——————

x - 4

(x ≠ 4)

the answer is x + 4 BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW

help me with my math homework, tumblr. help me get into grad school.

edit: NEVERMIND. my 17-year-old sister’s 17-year-old friend explained it to me.