

Hi my name is Bethany and I like to take crappy pictures of skylines

“The communists who want to socialize your Nazi-ism”
okay sorry to post another thing from this segment but it was SO GOOD Y’ALL. Jon Stewart deserves an Oscar.
Dismemberment Plan - “What Do You Want Me to Say”
posting this for two reasons:
1. I forgot how much I loved this song
2. The picture that the maker of this video used has NOTHING to do with the song/D Plan and it’s kind of hilarious
A Life of Possibilities
The Dismemberment Plan
One of the great openers; lulls you in with a false sense of goodwill then hits you upside the head without remorse, revels in it, brings it back home.
I will always reblog Dismemberment Plan songs
(via notthatkindagay)
and neither of those numbers include underemployed people (I don’t think)
hey look here’s a video of Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck

Jon Stewart’s impression of Glenn Beck last night was pretty great
Proving that youth and a higher education have distinct advantages, Jeff Notarianni, a 21-year-old business major at Temple University, described his sharp learning curve.
Calmly eating a bagel near campus, Notarianni said that on the first day of the strike, he skipped classes completely. Day 2, he biked up Broad Street from his South Philadelphia home to the North Philadelphia school. It proved such a long haul, he could barely function.
are you kidding me? you’re kidding me, right? south philly to temple has got to be one of the easier rides. ALL OF Y’ALL ARE WIMPS.
jay smooth is awesome even if he’s a yankees fan
I am supposed to simplify the following expression:
(x^2 + 9) - 25
——————
x - 4
(x ≠ 4)
the answer is x + 4 BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW
help me with my math homework, tumblr. help me get into grad school.
edit: NEVERMIND. my 17-year-old sister’s 17-year-old friend explained it to me.